get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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