Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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