sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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