My pussy is not your playground.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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