Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
