This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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