i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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