Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i was born a porn star she said
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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