i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
