No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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