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I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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