coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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