physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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