hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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