There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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