Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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