We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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