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(352): View more from Florida

dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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(201): View more from New Jersey

so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.

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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice

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peace be with you.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.

(765): View more from Indiana

yay hump day

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(514): View more from Quebec

Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with

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(205): View more from Alabama

We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"

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