no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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