I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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