can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
