piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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