He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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