HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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