Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
