Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
