your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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