worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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