I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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