I accidentally burped into my bong.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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