oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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