Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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