He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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