...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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