next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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