hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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