On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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