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i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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