I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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