i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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