I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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