what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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