Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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