It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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