I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have tasted many bathrooms
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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