We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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