Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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