Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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