Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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