Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
