i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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