Kiss
Puke
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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