The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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